The Search for Jerry Yang continues, and no one can give us any new information as to his where abouts.

“I don’t get it,” said one associate, “I’ve checked twitter, I’ve been on AIM, I’ve even tried sending him a txt, but he just isn’t responding! Something must have spooked him and he just ran off. We’re all very worried he may be trapped, or wounded, or worse!  We’d go to the cops, but we fear they’d probably put him in a cage and run tests on him…”

Meanwhile the authorities aren’t having much luck either. Said Silicon Valley Chief of Police, Rick Erickson:

“We’ve been laying traps laced with multi-billion dollar buy-outs including equity all over this damn town and we just can’t seem to catch him!”

Jerry, if you’re reading this, please, just please come home. We don’t want to hurt you.