Careers

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SO YOU WANNA WORK FOR TECHFAUX, HUH?

Current Postings (6/19/08)

Some Kind of Hot Chick:

Techfaux is currently looking for college-age (or younger) cute interns for both their Rochester, New York and New York City offices.

Requirements:

  1. Must have at least 18 years experience being a hot chick.
  2. Must be able to check self esteem at the door
  3. Must have at least a Master’s Degree
  4. Must be understanding of the terrors the Techfaux team faces each day, and be willing to spend your early mornings and late nights showing us this understanding (pet our hair, tell us it’s all going to be OK, etc)

To apply for the position of Some Kind of Hot Chick, please submit one head shot and two full body shots (one clothed, one artistic nude) to techfaux@gmail.com

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CCO:

The Chief Catering Officer’s responsibilities center around supporting the TechFaux staff in a dynamic ever changing hunger environment.  Creating such diverse applications as roast beef provolone on whole wheat, and a burrito from the Mexican place down the street with no tomatoes (god help you if there are tomatoes). CCO’s are also in charge of managing the vast social network that is the overcrowded grocery store on a Sunday at noon, pick-up from places that don’t deliver, and keeping certain members of the staff in a constant supply of SlimJims. The ideal person will be highly motivated and remember who got the chicken lo mien.

Requirements:

- 1-2 years experience w/caffinated beans and their technical application

- a strong sense of direction

- your own bike

- a B.S. in Computer Science

Send resume/cover letter as a .pdf, .doc, or google doc to: techfaux@gmail.com

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Guy/Girl In Charge of Making Sweet Ass Graphix

Can you make the following image better?

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You’re damn right you can’t.  Because I made it and I’m the best at everything.

But if you want to try your hand at being our person who makes graphics for very little (no?) money, send resume/cover letter as a .pdf, .doc, or google doc to: techfaux@gmail.com

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Cute Unpaid Intern

See above.

Send resume/cover letter as a .pdf, .doc, or google doc to: techfaux@gmail.com