Just coming over the wire from the Associated Press, that the Associated Press has issued a cease and desist to the Associated Press, citing the Associated Press’ blatent use of the Associated Press’ source material in online content, which, TechFaux has learned, is a direct violation of the infamous Password Jinx Act of 1803.

TF tried to reach the AP for comment, but were informed that all it’s executives were busy barking at their reflections in bathroom mirrors.